Stock	Last	Today's Change		Vol	High	Low
A Lindsay Lohan Sex Video Will Come Out	68.18	-31.81	(-31.81%)	10B	99.990	68.182	Buy \| Sell
A Lindsay Lohan Sex Video Won't Come Out	31.82	31.81	(318,070.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Al Qaeda Attacks American City	3.95	0.25	(6.82%)	30.7K	3.945	3.687	Buy \| Sell
Apple iMac Update Soon	32.89	0.00	(0.00%)	50K	32.887	32.887	Buy \| Sell
Apple iPhone Update Soon	0.98	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.980	0.980	Buy \| Sell
Apple iPod Nano Update Soon	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Apple iPod Shuffle Update Soon	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	1.7K	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Apple iPod Touch Update Soon	0.04	0.00	(0.00%)	3.1K	0.036	0.036	Buy \| Sell
Apple iPod Update Soon	0.21	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.214	0.214	Buy \| Sell
Apple LCDs Update Soon	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	500	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Apple Mac Mini Update Soon	32.89	0.00	(0.00%)	0	32.887	32.887	Buy \| Sell
Apple Mac Pro Update Soon	32.89	0.00	(0.00%)	800	32.887	32.887	Buy \| Sell
Apple MacBook Pro Update Soon	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.014	0.014	Buy \| Sell
Apple MacBook Update Soon	0.04	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.039	0.039	Buy \| Sell
Apple xServe Update Soon	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
AppleTV Update Soon	0.05	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.051	0.051	Buy \| Sell
Approve George Bushs Overall Job Rating	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	3.5K	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Avian Bird US Confirmation June 2009	40.40	3.65	(9.94%)	0	36.746	36.746	Buy \| Sell
Avian Bird US Confirmation March 2009	59.60	-3.65	(-5.77%)	1.5K	63.253	59.602	Buy \| Sell
California Earthquake	3.30	0.01	(0.27%)	1.9K	3.304	3.287	Buy \| Sell
Chinese Military Action Taiwan December 2008	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	2.3K	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Commercial Airliner is Hijacked	90.47	-0.24	(-0.26%)	2.5K	90.711	90.467	Buy \| Sell
Dick Cheney Allows Oversight December 2008	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Dick Cheney Early Exit Jan 2010	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Dick Cheney No Early Exit	100.00	0.00	(0.00%)	0	99.998	99.998	Buy \| Sell
Dick Cheney Will Not Allow Oversight	100.00	0.00	(0.00%)	0	99.999	99.999	Buy \| Sell
Disapprove George Bushs Overall Job Rating	99.99	0.00	(0.00%)	60	99.986	99.986	Buy \| Sell
Eli Manning Best Regular Season Record	98.78	0.00	(0.00%)	0	98.781	98.781	Buy \| Sell
Facebook Goes Public March 2009	61.19	0.00	(0.00%)	0	61.194	61.194	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Greater Than 10 Billion Purchase	21.60	0.00	(0.00%)	0	21.604	21.604	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Greater Than 15 Billion Purchase	2.11	0.00	(0.00%)	0	2.113	2.113	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Greater Than 20 Billion Purchase	0.04	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.035	0.035	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Greater Than 5 Billion Purchase	75.60	0.00	(0.00%)	105	75.595	75.595	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Less 1 Billion Purchase	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	800	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Less 2 Billion Purchase	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Less 3 Billion Purchase	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Less 4 Billion Purchase	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com Less 5 Billion Purchase	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Facebook.com No Purchase	0.62	0.00	(0.00%)	5	0.624	0.624	Buy \| Sell
Goverment Issue Flight Suits	0.74	-0.00	(-0.27%)	0	0.742	0.742	Buy \| Sell
Guantanamo Bay Prison Closure December 2008	0.07	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.069	0.069	Buy \| Sell
Guantanamo Bay Prison Closure March 2009	0.33	0.00	(0.00%)	1.9K	0.333	0.333	Buy \| Sell
Guantanamo Bay Prison Closure September 2008	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Guantanamo Bay Prison No Closure	99.60	-0.00	(-0.00%)	0	99.597	99.597	Buy \| Sell
iPhone Nano December 2008	100.00	0.00	(0.00%)	0	100.000	100.000	Buy \| Sell
iPhone Nano None 2008	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Manned Mission to Mars Success	37.65	0.00	(0.00%)	0	37.647	37.647	Buy \| Sell
Manned Mission to Mars Unsuccessful	62.35	0.00	(0.00%)	3.7K	62.352	62.337	Buy \| Sell
No Chinese Military Action Taiwan	100.00	0.00	(0.00%)	0	99.999	99.999	Buy \| Sell
No US Draft Reinstatement	99.68	0.00	(0.00%)	0	99.678	99.678	Buy \| Sell
North Korea Invasion	1.98	0.00	(0.00%)	0	1.980	1.980	Buy \| Sell
North Korea No Invasion	98.02	0.00	(0.00%)	0	98.019	98.019	Buy \| Sell
Oil Close Above $150 OTHER	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Osama Bin Laden Captured	31.80	0.00	(0.00%)	2K	31.795	31.795	Buy \| Sell
Osama Bin Laden Free Man	10.60	0.00	(0.00%)	0	10.598	10.598	Buy \| Sell
Osama Bin Laden Killed	57.61	0.00	(0.00%)	0	57.606	57.606	Buy \| Sell
Peyton Manning Best Regular Season Record	0.02	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.019	0.019	Buy \| Sell
TechCrunch.com Will Be Acquired 2009	96.08	-0.13	(-0.13%)	900	96.240	96.203	Buy \| Sell
TechCrunch.com Will Not Be Acquired	3.92	0.13	(3.37%)	160	3.924	3.796	Buy \| Sell
TIED Manning Brothers Best Regular Season Record	1.20	0.00	(0.00%)	0	1.198	1.198	Buy \| Sell
Unsure George Bushs Overall Job Rating	0.01	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.010	0.010	Buy \| Sell
US Consumer Confidence Negative Outlook	98.57	0.00	(0.00%)	0	98.572	98.572	Buy \| Sell
US Consumer Confidence Positive Outlook	1.43	0.00	(0.00%)	0	1.427	1.427	Buy \| Sell
US Does Not Move Against Cuba 2009	98.72	0.00	(0.00%)	1.1K	98.722	98.720	Buy \| Sell
US Draft Reinstatement 2009	0.07	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.069	0.069	Buy \| Sell
US Draft Reinstatement 2010	0.25	0.00	(0.00%)	0	0.252	0.252	Buy \| Sell
US Falling Behind In Iraq	36.48	-0.01	(-0.03%)	0	36.488	36.488	Buy \| Sell
US Legalization Of Weed	99.90	-0.00	(-0.00%)	687	99.898	99.898	Buy \| Sell
US Legalization Of Weed Failure	0.10	0.00	(0.99%)	100K	0.102	0.101	Buy \| Sell
US Making Progress In Iraq	63.52	0.01	(0.02%)	5K	63.522	63.511	Buy \| Sell
US Moves Against Cuba 2009	1.28	-0.00	(-0.16%)	2K	1.279	1.091	Buy \| Sell
Viacom Google YouTube No Settlement	51.25	-0.06	(-0.12%)	0	51.309	51.309	Buy \| Sell
Viacom Google YouTube Settlement	48.75	0.06	(0.12%)	300	48.750	48.690	Buy \| Sell
Virgin Galactic December 2008	1.90	0.00	(0.00%)	0	1.896	1.896	Buy \| Sell
Virgin Galactic December 2009	98.10	0.00	(0.00%)	0	98.103	98.103	Buy \| Sell
Will Find Jimmy Hoffa	0.28	-0.25	(-46.62%)	500K	0.532	0.284	Buy \| Sell
Will Not Find Jimmy Hoffa	99.72	0.25	(0.25%)	1K	99.467	99.467	Buy \| Sell
Windows 7 Ship 2009	2.63	0.97	(57.89%)	50M	2.632	1.667	Buy \| Sell
Windows 7 Ship 2010	0.01	-0.42	(-97.69%)	22M	0.432	0.010	Buy \| Sell
Windows 7 Ship 2011	97.37	-0.53	(-0.55%)	0	97.900	97.900	Buy \| Sell
World War 3	1.55	-0.02	(-1.21%)	1.7K	1.569	1.554	Buy \| Sell